Jake: i miss you!!
man!!
so unfair
bye..
never
Lani: Crazy
Jake: okay i’ll talk to you later
patrick is being nosy
no
i refuse
let’s see who will win
easy win for me
Lani: Me
Jake: good thing you’re laying down
otherwise you might hurt yourself
i’m not going to let you go
you’re going to just have to listen to me breathe
and chew my gum
wow..
that would be awesome.. you know
and yet you never try to do anything
😁
so unfair
i’m smiling like a dummy
hahaha
i want to say it
i know if you get to hear me say it.. it will melt you
all patrick hears is me laughing
giggling
and “nah ah”
that dude..
the reason he’s not in my cube is because Blue is not here
so i have this area all to myself
Kevin and Blue talking to patrick
i think it’s a race thing
when they are with us they talk bad about patrick
but they will talk to him like best friends
i’m doing all the typing
Lani: I miss you
Jake: i think i’m enjoying this more
because i get to hear your voice
it’s more intense
and i miss you
i want to hold you and squeeze you
and let you rest your head on my shoulders
move on please
Lani: Lol
Is that Patrick
Jake: si
he’s still hanging right there
okay he got the hint
i didn’t give him any eye contact
just in case he wanted to suck my soul
so now you know how they all sound like
lync Lani has been away for 15 hours
guess i’ll need to add another 72 hours to it
stay in bed
think about me next to you
that’s much better than being on the computer
much better
it’s a.. turn on?
it’s because you feel wanted
because you are wanted
i miss you!!!
ditto
Lani: Is that Blue
Jake: yup
our Nigerian prince
Lani: Lol
Now you have to let me go
Jake: “you heard me”
that’s all patrick
Lani: Yes
Time for you to hang up
Jake: i refuse
i’m going to win
Lani: Nope
Jake: because your phone is going on die before mines
Lani: Whatever
Jake: i’m never going to let you go
Lani: Yes you will
Jake: att/verizon has to disconnect us if you don’t hang up
Lani: Hahaha
Jake: did you know at one point att and verizon was the same company?
Lani: No I didn’t know
That was loud
Jake: they were were all att
“ma bell”
Lani: More people
Jake: he’s hitting on some old lady
Lani: Lol
Jake: he really likes her
but she does sound young
he’s very proud of himself
Lani: Be nice
Jake: i’m nice
Lani: Time for you to hang up
Jake: he’s talking to her about how to lock her drawers
really..
use a key dude
i’m not hanging up on you Lani
Lani: Is Blue not at his desk
Jake: he is but he’s working
he’s has a presentation today
Lani: Crazy
Jake: he’s going to present to the entire department
he doesn’t look nervous
Lani: Nice!
Jake: i would call in sick
LOL
Lani: Me too
Jake: i love your little laughters..
Lani: When I first started my boss told me I had to do a brown bag presentation
Jake: about what?
presentation on..
Lani: The eInfotree project
So the day came and i ended up convincing her that she would be best to do it lol
Jake: so you knew what einfotree was before you came here?
Lani: Plus I wanted to learn from her lol
Jake: that was the director
Lani: Nope
They hire me to finish the project
Hang up already
Jake: and they kept you!!
Lani: Yes
They like me
Lol
Jake: did you hear my conversation with the director?
Lani: Yes
Crazy
Jake: 😘
Lani: 😍
Ready for what?
Okay you win
Breakfast?
Jake: si
breakfast
best morning ever
i get to share my entire morning with my favorite person!!!
Lani: Lol
I was dozing off lol
Jake: is my laughing keeping you away
😁
i’ll hold
hahaha
Lani: Lol
Jake: i miss you soo much!!!
Lani: I stopped listening to your conversation with Kevin
Jake: i want to go to the top of this building and scream it
Lani: Go then
Hahahah
Jake: 😄
😍
Lani: I miss you Jake
Jake: i’ve been smiling all day!
you make me super and completely happy
Lani: There you go again telling me sweet things
You make me feel like…..
Time to get ready
Jake: yup
looks like i’m going to win
easy peasy
Lani: No
Jake: yes
and my prize is you..
Lani: I will just have to take my phone to go pee, brush my teeth, wash my face
Jake: like i said.. easy win
i’m not shy to hear you do all those things
Lani: Not fair
Jake: not like i can see you
😋
Lani: Why do you make this so hard for me
Jake: but all those moanings you make
that’s not fair
ahh huh
you’re just teasing me
Lani: Am I
Jake: Yes
Lani: No
Jake: big time
Lani: I don’t even feel like changing its so cold
Jake: maybe you need someone to hold you a little bit to warm you
Lani: Yes I do
Jake: or put your clothes in the dryer
2-5 minutes
nice and toasty clothes
but i prefer the holding more
oh man!!
you keep on teasing me
Lani: Okay
Jake: never
i’m not hanging up
no matter how much you tease me
yes
you know you will give me the biggest hug ever no matter what
what if i turn my head
and accidentally kiss me on my lips
you know we would pass out
i’m not sure we can handle that kind of passion
Lani: Oh well
Jake: if you really want to hang up
press the flashing green on top and then the red button
or you can get ready with me in your ear
yes
i’m bad at following directions
😁
i just smelled you
yup
it is
😳
when you’re already to go..
you’re going to give me a picture?
you liked my description of your jeans
admit it
did it destroy it?
i like it
you got to hear me talk to everyone else
😁
and it’s faster for you
no need to text
it’s a jacket or sweater?
cloth jacket
nope
hahaah
yes the black bra
but not the jacket
little pink/red bow
on the bra
okay..
you didn’t actually show me the bra you know
😁
YES
hmm
kind of unfair
hahaha
maybe you have a crazy hose
hahahahhaahha
even when you go number 2?
just number one rigth?
yes!
i want to know how wild you are
okay so number 1
what!!!
Lani!!!
ahh the smelll
unless you’re like peaches
lavender and peaches
hear you putting on your jeans?
don’t you have to go pee first?
i think you have it all back wards
restroom first then clothes
obviously
most people kiss before falling
LOL
we are doing everything backwards
find your soul mate before marriage
not after
Lani: It’s okay right
That we are doing everything backwards
Jake: hmm i didn’t hear anything
so the hose is tiny
LOL
might meet your man of your dreams
a superman..
ya sure you want to risk it?
not everyone is like me
i like your hair crazy .. straight.. wavy, curly ..
okay.. how are you going to be on the phone with your mom there
looks like it’s an easy win for me
Lani: Unfair
Jake: i had almost everyone in the building say hi and i still kept you on the phone
you only have one person to worry about
😁
mom’s know their kids
she’s thinking that cant be … she’s texting
he doesn’t make her that happy
😳
what?
you want to go to lunch with me today
okay..
i can make that happen
today is crazier
i saw it in the picture
i don’t have a clue how you make that hair so straight
😍
Lani: Delete after you see it
Jake: wow!!
i’m not deleting that
you’re so beautiful
your smile is awesome
you probably don’t know
i like the natural look
this picture is going straight into my vault
if you want picture to not be savable
you have to use an app
like snapchat or whatever
which one?
okay
mister handsome
pakistan
haha
mexican girls like him
yes a lot
tons
way too much
indians don’t
they are very natural
no way
yes
i have only admired indian girls from a distance
never tried to do anything with them
same with black girls
only from a distance
si
yes
maybe because i lack experience..
when it comes to black and indian girls
😁
okay new topic
both
the topic
yes
si
how many percent do you have?
battery
i’m never dirty to your body
i never talk dirty about your body
you’re so bad
so unfair
i don’t have a charger here
you will hang up and i will win
it’s unavoidable
you
i win anything i want from you
😁
yes
or vice versa if you win
but that wont happen
hmm..
probably ask you to go commando for lunch
LOL
hahahaha
whatever!!!
so we had a moment where you were pretty much naked with me
wow..
and i didn’t take advantage of you at all
wow
hahhaha
the question is would i
most likely not
man it’s hard being a girl
she’s going to look cute in any clothes
is she in pajama now?
jealous much?
she doesn’t eat?
hmmm
are you sure she doesn’t have a little asian in her?
like asians are naturally skinny
those size zeros are made for those people
wow
we are creeping on 3 hours
remember i pay the bills
and i have a good reason
trouble shooting an issue
every morning and after noon
every morning to work and afternoon on the way home
LOL
not at all
it takes you 10 minutes to get to your mom ?
because you will not have anyone to pick him up after school?
i’m confuse
why are you taking son out of school before?
because you’re on the phone
oh okay
got it
yes!
now it knows you’re on the phone
so it refuses
to work
muahahaha
more reason to hang up
you disabled bluetooth?
Lani: Yes
Jake: hahhaah
Lani: On my phone
Jake: your favorite song
not only do i follow you around sounds that remind you of me follows you around
so crazy Lani
has to be the signs you were asking for
that’s a bad ass song
Lani: I know
Jake: 😁
i like it!!!
i win!
so do you know how i have been doing it
commando
i have one ear piece in my ear
and no one is asking
dang A
is here
bye..
i miss you already
Lani: Not fair
Jake: it’s okay
i’ll return your underwear after lunch
Lani: Hahaha
Crazy
Jake: you’ll only need to go without it for 70 minutes
LOL
i’m joking
i rather get a kiss on the cheek
or give you a kiss on your cheek
Lani: Okay
Jake: if i knew you weren’t wearing anything i might make a move
and you might break my arm
Lani: Hahaha
Jake: too tempting
i probably wouldn’t be able to focus
Lani: Funny
So Monday you can tell me what you want for your win
Jake: how about i let you pick
Lani: Nope
Jake: a kiss or commando
Lani: It’s your win
Jake: okay we will decide monday
Lani: Okay
Even though I didn’t get to see you today…. It was still an awesome morning
Jake: 😁
best morning so far